do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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