ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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