and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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