Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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