so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize