This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
accomplished twins. life is a go
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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