so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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