Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Do vagina's smell?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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