Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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