THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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