whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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