I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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