i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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