he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
God I need to hump something, right now.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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