This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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