I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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