I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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