They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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