I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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