Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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