i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I would fuck him just for his dog
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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