Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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