is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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