Whoa Z and x make the same sound
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
