If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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