Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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