i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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