you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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