i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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