I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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