Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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