yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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