Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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