Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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