You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I had to cum in my sink.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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