I just cut my nipple shaving
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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