Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Randomize
