HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i think i have herpe
just one?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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