Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
God, I missed his penis.
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