He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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