I have demons in me.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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