we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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