well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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