But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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