Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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