I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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