white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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