Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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