My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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