I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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