You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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