You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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