Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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