I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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