Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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