remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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