And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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