I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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